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Banana: What did you do?!
DJ: What! I didn't do anything!
Zura: He's pink!
Kimyou: He looks so cute!
Banana: Peanut Butter can't be pink! He's a boy! I think...
DJ: I didn't know he fell in the washer with my red shirt! It's not my fault!
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"Fry! This is reality, not television!"
"I know, I just like TV better."
-Leela and Fry from Futurama
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I think you just sat on my Nuts.....---Coradee
I don't know how much are there, but I love them so far^^(I've seen till the Aunt Irma episode,p.1)
oh! four,I mean five, I mean fire!
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It's pronounced "Ton-staire"
That it one of the absolute funniest parts of the IT Crowd.
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You know the black bits in bananas...are they tarantula's eggs?
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火垂るの墓
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I don't wanna play life, you can't even save & load
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